Happy Friday – two random, quick, and hilarious conversations – NSFW!!

Does it look like this chick is getting it on underneath the desk to anyone else except me??

This post is NSFW!!

So two of the funniest conversations I’ve had this past week – almost had me in tears.

Conversation #1 between “John” and “Jane” – who are both friends with me. And hooked up. Drunkenly. I may have encouraged it. (C-Harmony!)

Me: So what ended up happening last night? You and John were getting pretty cozy in the corner.

Jane: Yeah, we ended up hooking up. FAIL.

Me: Why was it a fail? He’s a stud.

Jane: Yeah right. I ended up blowing him for like 30 minutes, we started banging, and then he finished within like 2 minutes. Literally. Like I said. John = FAIL!!

Me: Hahahahahahaha.

Jane: What is so funny!?!

Me: Well, sorry to break it to you: John told me he was just feeling lazy and he’s proud of tricking you into doing all the work.

Jane: omg. Seriously?

Me: Yeah. Sorry.

Conversation #2 between a couple who have been dating for almost 2 years.

My buddy: Dude, my woman just sent me a message, it says, “Hey hun, did you start using a different lotion for your balls? I have this weird rash on my chin.”

Ok, so the second one isn’t really a conversation but still hilarious. Hope y’all have a Happy Friday! I promise I’ll get back to the Katie G series soon.

Chris

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